The Fifth Day Of Christmas

Dated: 12/16/2013

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Five gold rings
All sparkly and new?
I'll wear them while fixing
 the plumbing for you.

One on each finger and 
maybe a toe
won't that look cute when to
Walmart I go.
I'll wear them to wash all the
dishes tonight
The dishwasher's broke and
so is the light.
I'll wear them while doing 
the laundry by hand
The whole house is sinking 
like water in sand.
The kids are in bed, 
four to a room.
It's time to move on
before the spring boom.
Please put them on 
on Craigslist to sell them quickly,
Payoff the Visa and get
a house for me.
I don't need gold or 
sparkles or glitter
I need a place where I can
sign on to Twitter
And so the night ended with
a call to Nikki,
We'll get us a house for
the kids, you and me. 

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