On The Seventh Day Of Christmas

Dated: 12/19/2013

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I heard a strange noise
and wondered what's that?
I opened the door
expecting a cat.

The yard was all gone
replaced by a pool
of seven swimming swans
all acting so cool
The phone started 
ringing immediately
from the HOA chairman
not so nicely.
Get rid of those swans
and the hens and the dove
you are out of compliance
your birds we don't love.
Fill in your pond
it is not allowed
the rules we have always
are now to be followed.
When honey came home
and walked through the door
He was met with a broom
Here, YOU sweep the floor.
The kids have been sent 
to your mother to keep
Since their rooms are all filled
and nowhere to sleep.
We have partridges,doves, 
swimming swans and a pond,
The HOA wants us to
move soon, I yawned.
And oh by the way
If you think I'm not clear:
8 Maids a Milking 
will never sleep here.
I am done with the cleaning 
and cooking and such. 
I'll take a night off
thank you ever so much.
I left in a hurry
In my coat and a purse,
While he started to clean 
And the damage reverse.
Enough with the gifts
No more will I send.
This nightmare will soon
be completed and end.

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